Halfass is the website of a husband, father, technologist, writer, hiker, music listener, photo taker, international civil servant, and man of good cheer living in Vienna, Austria.
Founded in 1995, the original motto of Halfass was “Halfass gets the job done, too.” The motto is now “Trying to think of better excuses.”
If you are looking for me, I am the guy you know who:
- Grew up in Grand Junction, Colorado
- Played drums and annoyed you
- Talked too much in class and had to be separated from you
- Majored in English Literature and Composition at Colorado College (the self-styled “Harvard of the middle of nowhere”) after figuring out he attended a school with no Computer Science major (oops!)
- Lived in Aspen, Snowmass, Broomfield and Boulder, Colorado
- Studied in Vienna, Austria at IES
- Works in the Technology Field
- Has read his favorite book, Moby Dick, five times.
- Slept under his desk when he worked here
- Married an awesome Southern girl
- Got totally addicted to Flickr
- Lived in Portland, Oregon
- Moved to Vienna, Austria
- Has two amazing daughters
- Regales you with pro-Mac propaganda
- Loves his very demanding work at the IAEA
Contact me via the contact links found on these pages or simply send me an eletter (email doesn’t actually make much sense, does it?) to scotty [a][t] halfass d0(t) c0(m).





